I am being really hard on the fandom...wow. I am brutal.
I'm gonna admit, I'm putting most fans into a small box and calling them all alike...which is based on Pintrest experiences.
So I want to apologize....
BY MAKING MY BACKGROUND A BUNCH OF TROLL DANCING CLINT BARTON'S!!! SO YOU CAN GET A LAUGH WHILE I TROLL AROUND! :D
So...enjoy! And sorry again.
Law law law law law law law law law law law law! Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!
So...have you ever had a crush on someone and every time you saw him with another girl you just felt so jealous, so you talked bad about her and dissed the relationship?
I haven't either.
Romance just isn't my thing guys.
SHIPPING however!
Alright, alright...chilling. But this isn't about ships.
This is about a certain person who plays a certain fan favorite with a giant pension surrounding their character.
Haley Atwell. (HA! You probably thought I'd say Sebastian Stan!)
Well it seems that someone is a bit butthurt about Cap getting a new lady love. Who had an adorable introduction in CATWS I might add.
Let's see who in the cast ships it....Jeremy Renner, Elizabeth Olson, Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie! (Probably because he's free for Widow...because Mackie.)
Evidence of why? Let's talk this video riiiiiight here.
You really can't go wrong with ChocolateCheno and Vanilla Ice helping you out in an awkward situation.
Ok! They think Agent 13 (Sharon Carter for those who payed NO attention) will show him the ropes!
And also a bunch of other stuff I won't write down because...there is a reason why I put this video up and me telling you the exact same thing is boring.
Anyhow, Haley Attwell thinks it's wrong and like incest....
Um, excuse me?
Her and Steve weren't even an item, they just showed interest in each other until the end of the movie!
Also, I don't believe she knows what incest is. That would be Steve and Bucky, since they are like brothers. Peggy and Steve were never married, they never fondued and furthermore, they didn't even go on a date. (Well, it's never shown anyways. But if you use that as an argument, you're a hippocrite because that exact thing could have happened with Sharon!)
So Haley (not like she'll read this...but oh well!), most of the cast ships it...I believe you're just butthurt because that...um, *looks through Pintrest to see what everyone calls Chris Evans* oh...um, ok...you no longer get that, ick, beefy hunk of manliness with the perfect smile...eyugh...and fluffy hair. (*leaves to go vomit* I'm ok...I'm ok...) So what you gonna do about it Attwell?
Now, quit crying because I'm sick of hearing you complain about it...and once I get gifs on here it'll be 12% cooler...
Ok, does anyone remember the part in my Falcon post about how Bucky might be in Black Panther? Well, a certain guy who often nearly let's things slip in interviews just gave us some information that has set the Internet buzzing!
No, I'm not talking about Anthony Mackie, the other guy.
Sebastian Stan.
When asked what movie Bucky would be in next and he said "Well, I think it's fairly obvious giving where he ended up..."
So, Bucky confirmed for Black Panther?
Hopefully! And...um, I've said this a lot but...if Falcon's in the movie I will probably be like...
I'm not lying...
If you don't, well you should. :)
Stay cool everyone! (Get it? Because the WINTER Soldier?? Ok, I'll stop...)~Winter
Ok, I'm crazy paranoid so I used my middle name and an old address...boy, the residents there are gonna be confused if they send letters. Lol!
But seriously, Ward deserved better.
All he told was the truth and he was sorry the entire time.
Then Coulson probably caused his downfall by selling him to his brother who clearly lied given the fact that we saw Ward's memories caused by the staff...magic wouldn't bring up a fake memory.
Hawkeye. An archer among the Avengers. The one who made the Black Widow turn. The guy who's supposed to be really funny and flirty...AND SINGLE and if he was all those things I wouldn't be making this post.
Hawkeye is Hydra theory...which you should have figured given the title. Move over Cap, there's a new Hydra agent in town!
So, if you've seen my other blog, you'd know that I speculated that Hawk Eye was Hydra. If you haven't seen it, here's the entire thing below.
Hawkeye: The Hydra Initative?!
"You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers."~Loki
Alright! So I read somewhere that Loki knew about Hydra...honestly it makes one think, where did he find it out? In the Avengers Loki is always seen with one agent, always talking to him and always questioning him.
Clint Barton. The Hawkeye.
This might make you scream "No" but hear me out.
Clint's wife and kids could be a front. That's why Loki didn't go after them because he knew it would hold no leverage. He could be close to Natasha because he wants to show her that Hydra will not harm her. He may be absent from CATWS because he wasn't going to get involved in the major Hydra throw down. His early wound in the battle could be because of he was reluctant to fight his true alliance. The encouragement given to Scarlet Witch might be because he wants her to trust him.
Don't believe me? Here is Captain America: Civil War's team. Cap's side.
Coincidence? I don't think so.
Look who's on the team. Two of Hydra's greatest assets. The Winter Soldier and The Scarlet Witch.
The plan could be simple. Befriend the two, give them reason to trust him.
Confide to Bucky about his brainwashing experience in order to gain his trust.
Be someone who Wanda is able to talk to and for her to get out her fears. This will pit him against Nat though. But for Hydra, it could be two for the price of one.
EDIT: Does anyone else remember Tony Stark's line in the first "Avengers" movie? "In a couple seconds, I'll have every dirty secret they have." Or something like that.
This caused a stir among fans when we found out S.H.I.E.L.D was Hydra....but it could be assumed Tony just didn't bother looking through all the files yet, because he's Tony Stark and I'm pretty sure if Jarvis tried to remind him he'd brush him off with a "I have more important things to do."
Buuuut...what if by Age Of Ultron he had nearly finished reading the Hydra files and he came across this.
His quote of "That's an agent....those are....smaller agents..." may not be coincidental.
So, this is just my random ramblings. Just an opinion by the way.~Winter
So, that was my original article...now I have more evidence backing my theory.
Hawkeye joins the war...and doesn't even think of his family.
More and more implications pop up during the movie as he shows no concern about leaving his family.
If he was the caring father he's supposed to be, as well as loving husband, he should be more worried.
More concerned about the fact he may never see them again.
So, why so much indifference?
Simple. He's not really married and that's why Stark spoke in that accusing, yet seeming to get something out of him, tone when asking about his family.
He's trying to confirm his information.
And Clint...doesn't answer.
Why is that? Why is he so hush hush about the whole thing?
Is he guilty for leaving them, or is there something darker?
He jokes about his "kids" too trivially and nearly seems aloof to everything concerning the Barton family.
What if, in joining Cap it was his attempt to escape. Everyone would question about his family if he said nothing...so he kept talking about what he promised the kids he would do.
Clint also seems more free in this. Chalk it up to the writing (cause the Russos are awesome at it) if you want...but maybe he's glad he's out of Hydra.
And Tony won't say anything because he'd be suspecting one of their own and getting more and more blame put upon him.
Alright!
I've run out of patience.
Posting!
Hey everyone! Up next I'll be doing Ravishing Romanoff! (Because I could think of nothing that started with N...only nifty.)
This has been Winter saying....HAIL HYDRA! (Joking...I do not want to join. I just like saying it okay? OKAY?! *inches away*~Winter
The true high-flying bird of Marvel. Stand aside Hawk-Boy. A new bird's in town....and man is he awesome!
Falcon is admittedly one of my favorite characters of the MCU (He's all over my blog, so it's kinda obvious). He quite possibly could be my all time favorite...coming in close along with Bucky and Vision...as well as Ant-Man tagging along.
So I figured, why not make an entire character appreciation post dedicated to him? I've probably already done this, but even if I have or have not, I'm still doing it.
It seems to always be this way with Cap movies. The sidekick becomes my top ranked character of the MCU and then...you barely ever see them again. Yep. Poof. Gone.
Thankfully this hasn't happened with Falcon.
(Unless you count AoU. One of the many reasons I hate that movie.)
Since his appearance in The Winter Soldier we've seen much more of this winged warrior.
And I'm thrilled about that.
From his brief cameos in AoU to the shattering effect he had in Ant Man as well as the current way he defied gravity in Civil War. Falcon is the life of the party.
Yet...he's so underrated.
During Anthony Mackie's (Falcon) CATWS panel someone brought a sign that said in large bold letters. "WELCOME SEBASTIAN STAN!" Mackie wondered where his name was and she pointed it out....scrawled in pencil.
"Oh! Anthony Mackie's going to be here too?! I better add this on!"-Roughly Anthony Mackie's Quote
Ok...maybe I'm being a little rough on the fandom...I do that...A LOT. (I regret nothing! >:D)
But still...Falcon is the quippiest character I have ever seen, has the best lines and literally needs to be in everything.
Gonna make another Cap movie? (KILL HIM ALREADY!)
Falcon.
Gonna make another Avengers movie?
Falcon.
Gonna make a Black Panther movie?
...Falcon and maybe Bucky? (What? There's set-up for everyone's favorite bad-guy-gone-good to be in there)
Ant-Man and The Wasp?
Falcon.
Dr Str-! Wait, never mind...
Falcon in the end credits?
Guardians of the Galaxy 2?
End credits again maybe...
Another Spider-Man?
NO, DON'T TORTURE MACKIE LIKE THAT! HE DOES NOT WANT TO BE AROUND THE DIVA THAT IS TOM HOLLAND!
Black Widow movie?
Falcon!!!
Get what I'm saying yet?
Let the winged warrior soar through all the Marvel movies!
I would root for a team up movie of Falcon and The Winter Soldier, it could be animated possibly like the "Captain America and Iron Man" as well as "Iron Man and The Hulk" movies on Netflix.
But they could maaayybee hire the actual actors for the voices? (What? If Sebastian Stan can voice Bucky in a video game, I see no reason why him and Mackie could do a animated movie.)
But honestly, Mackie says he doesn't want a solo Falcon film (bummer) so let's put him in everything!
Oh, well...there is of course problems with schedules and stuff, but still.
Also, there's a post that's gotten very popular on Pintrest. Namely; "Quit trying to get Cap and Widow into the Black Panther movie! There's going to be very few white people in it, so quit trying to insert your white favorites!"
Yeah, buuuut...can Falcon be in it? Hey, not white!
Also...it's a game of cat and...bird I guess.
So yeah, Falcon.
Falcon everywhere.
ALL OF THE FALCON!!! :D
This has been my; Fantastic Falcon post! Up next will be "Hailing Hawkeye!" (Wow, I'm in a bird mood) See Ya!~Winter
Ok....like I said. Touchy subject I'm addressing and the lame arguments that come with it.
Yeah, I know I'm supposed to be doing an article on Falcon. (It's coming guys! Hang in there!)
But I need to address this.
So, let's loosen you all up first. Enjoy a minion song dubsmash with Bucky and his stunt doubles. I probably laughed a bit too much at this. (Keep your eyes on the background.)
Ok...everyone smiling?
Happy?
Have the combination of minions and the...um...deadly Winter Soldier made you light hearted and will now take what I'm going to say without trying to murder me?
(Listen, I'm writing a book and one of them is an assassin, try to virtually kill me and I'll fictionally set him on you.)
Ok, I still don't trust you guys...so I'll remedy that! Smile more at these! (Seriously. Smile.)
Ok! Now I'm ready!
So...Twitter has ventured into the realm of stupid again with their #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend junk.
And it's funny...the argument they hear the most that they ridicule is the one I've yet to hear a good argument from them.
It's "you can't change someone's sexuality." their response? "Lol! He's never been straight! He's bi!"
Um...excuse me?
Even Rogers, though I doubt it, is bi...you also have to take into account the sexuality of the boyfriend they all want him to have.
Bucky.
Yep, poor guy caught in crossfire...again. (Probably the reason he's tied with Sam for my favorite character. Problems arise just by saying his name. Also because he had a second to no fanbase in TFA)
Alright, so what let's see what Steve and Bucky's early life was like.
When we first meet the two he's...getting Steve so they could go on a date that he set up.
Whaaaaat?
Why does it feel like throughout the Cap movies everyone is trying to hook him up with someone?
Random note; Bucky, you have a terrible sense in dates! Seriously! The girl you got for Steve's date was an...LANGUAGE! Annoyance! What'd you think I was gonna say Rogers? He offered you a snack girl. Don't roll your eyes. I could write a 100 page essay on how rude and inconsiderate and selfish and-! Sorry...back to the subject.
Ok, let's see. Showing an obvious interest in girls is one of their first dialogues.
Bucky: "I don't see what you're complaining about. You're about to be the last eligible man in New York. You know there's three and a half million women here."
Steve: "Hell, I'd settle for just one."
So...not convinced? Well, here's more evidence that these two are NOT bi.
Steve Rogers: I guess I just don't why you'd wanna join the army if you're a beautiful dame. Or a beautiful...a woman. An agent, not a dame! You are beautiful, but...
Peggy Carter: You have no idea how to talk to a woman, do you?
Steve Rogers: This is the longers conversation I've had with one. Women aren't exactly lining up to dance with a guy they might step on.
Peggy Carter: You must have danced?
Steve Rogers: Well, asking a woman to dance always seems so terrifying. And the past few year just didn't seem to matter that much. Figured I'd wait.
Peggy Carter: For what?
Steve Rogers: The right partner.
Need more evidence? Really?
Howabout...BUCKY HITTING ON PEGGY CARTER?? (She takes none of it...LIKEABOSS!)
Peggy: I see your top squad is prepping for duty. Bucky: You don't like music? Peggy: I do, actually.I might even, when this is all over...go dancing. Bucky: Then what are we waiting for? Peggy: The right partner.Pay attention, Captain. Steve: Yes, Ma'am.I'll be there. Bucky: I'm invisible.I'm turning into you.It's a horrible dream. Steve: Don't take it so hard.Maybe she's got a friend.
Yeah....it seems pretty obvious to me that they both are straight. Seriously guys? You need MORE proof? Okay! Rapid fire facts coming atcha from the latest Cap movies! Steve hits on Sharon Carter! Bucky spends most of their money trying to impress some girl he called "Dot" Steve kiiiiinda, but not really, hit on Nat with a wink. (Dude, that's really flirty. Whattya doin' Rogers?) Bucky panicking about becoming invisible to the females! Steve's looks of adoration at Sharon! (He seriously looks at her like she descended from heaven. Now all we need is for him to try, and fail, to use a pick-up line that goes; Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? And it'd be completely in Character if she said. "Well, no. I believe it was you who fell from heaven...and froze over." Cue the laughs!) Bucky....dating two girls at once. Don't believe me? When he leaves he says "c'mon GIRLS." Wow, can you imagine the drama of that night? Both girls vying for his attention? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't mind...but still! Soooo....this is my take on the latest trend. Seriously guys, why can't you ask for a canonically gay character to be in there instead of obsessing over your non-cannon ship. There's plenty of them out there, seeing as the MarvelComicverse is large. Ask for those characters to be in a TV show or even get their own movie. But seriously. Sebastian Stan, and this is my reference quote for proving that it's not gonna happen because it came from THE ACTOR OF BUCKY BARNES HIMSELF: "I think it’s easy and generalizing it to say that they’re lovers, when you’re forgetting that one has a lot of guilt because he swore to be the protector of the other, the father figure or older brother so to speak, and then left him behind.
I have no qualms with it but I think people like to see it much more as a love story than it actually is. It’s brotherhood to me."
What's this saying?
Basically everyone sees two guys with a close relationship and thinks: "HAH! GAAAAAEEEEY!!" But that's not what these two are. Ever heard of the term; "Brothers in all but blood?" Yep. That's these two. (Okay, guilty confession. I use this term...a lot in my books. It gets the point across.)
Plus Joe Russo made this quote:
People can interpret the relationship however they want to interpret it, for us, we’ve always interpreted the relationship as two brothers. They’re very close characters, they have a relationship with each other that is very deep. The bonds between the characters are very strong. That’s what motivates the storytelling.”
So so bring on the hate! I will take you down, respect your ships but will unleash my eloquent (probably not really) and philosophical arguments against your swearing and bad grammar! This happens all the time on Pinterest. I've won every battle, care to try me? (Just kidding. I'd rather avoid conflict...maybe have some plums....I'm really gonna wear out the plums thing aren't I?)~Winter
