"Ugh...I haaaaate the Hulk...." Sunshine groaned hanging upside down on her bed. Neon pink hair being batted at by a calico. Her brother was downstairs watching The Amazing Spider Man. The one where he meets Hulk? Yep, that one.
She listened to the roars with agitation. Ever since Age Of Ultron she never saw that guy the same way again. Seriously. It scarred her.
Sunshine was watching The Lego Movie on her kindle, why? "Because everything is awesome...NOT!" she muttered darkly until a sly smirk crept up her face. She changed the movie to CATWS and skidoo'd once more...into the scene with the Director of Hydra.
"Hey ugly! Need to borrow this guy, 'kay? Oh! And Hail Hydra!" the director blinked in confusion. When did he hire her? Was he drunk that day or something? Right when they skidoo'd his maid entered the room...she was startled and we all know what happened then. But we're focusing on the wrong death here. Back to Sunshine and Bucky.
"Alrighty then! This here is my room! Do not touch anything!" Sunshine informed the Winter Soldier when he was eyeing her Equestria Girl dolls with a weirded out expression.
"Why do you have plastic humans?"
"They're dolls, and I
love to collect anything My Little Pony!"
"I am not little, and I'm not a pony. Nor am I yours."
"Dude! You haven't heard of MLP?? Shoulda figured that...I'll educate you later, right now-!"
Sunshine's master plan was cut off by a growl from her stomach. "Whoops. Forgot breakfast. Hide under my bed. I'll bring you something." The Winter Soldier looked at the rather narrow gap incredulously.
"You expect me to fit under that?" "Hey, any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough." Sunshine grinned "How is that relevant to now?" The Winter Soldier's eye twitched slightly "I dunno, make yourself 'bite sized' and squeeze under the bed? Just give it a shot." Sunshine explained "Oh! Just don't get stuck!" The Winter Soldier merely grunted seeing as he was almost all the way under the bed...except for his metal arm.
"...Oh poo." Sunshine muttered as she tried to get it under by kicking it. A couple loud clangs resonated in the air before someone knocked on the door. "What are you doing?" Sunshine opened the door a crack to see a girl with midnight blue hair looking at her suspiciously. "Oh! Hey Winter! Just...you know...renovation." Winter shrugged "Well, mom just wanted to know."
As she left Sunshine sighed in relief. Then turned to see that the Winter Soldier's arm had disappeared beneath the bed. "Why you little troll." she grumbled and left for downstairs holding a cream colored Chihuahua in her arms.
"Hey mom! I'm eating upstairs today ok?" "Alright then!...that's a lot of food." Sunshine's mom said staring at the English muffins, bagels and coffee. "Uh...just, um
...really hungry! Yeah...bye!" Sunshine was about to head back to her room when she heard a familiar voice on the TV, her brother was now on a different episode it seemed...
Fury?
She snuck around the corner to see
...a shirtless Nick Fury!
Sunshine gagged and ran up to her room. The Winter Soldier struggled out from under her bed coughing slightly. "I...
never...want to see
that again!" Sunshine gasped and tossed the clueless Bucky a muffin. "Chow down!" she chirped, apparently over her ordeal.
Once they were done eating she wiped away the crumbs, "Alrighty! Let's skidoo!" they jumped into the scene in Age Of Ultron when he was showing the twins around his workplace.
"Ultron! My man!" Sunshine cheered giving the robot a fist bump. "Wassup?" "Oh, nothing much. Just planning a device to destroy the world and the Avengers." "Oh..." Sunshine looked uncomfortable at that. "Pietro! Wanda!" she exclaimed turning to the two who greeted her with the same warmth.
"Ult. I'm gonna need some Vibranium. I'm pretty sure it could take down the Hulk...and I'll need this chemical." Sunshine relayed her need for it. "Because it's...uh, easier to stop the Avengie's with Hulk not on the team!" Ultron heartedly agreed and ordered his army to make bullets from the metal. The Winter Soldier stood by looking rather unnerved by all the controlled chaos.
Once Ultron had finished the bullets and bade them farewell they skidoo's back into Sunshine's room and she switched the scene. To right after Natasha had calmed him down. "Let's go." The Winter Soldier loaded the gun and nodded.
Bruce was lying on the ground staring at his hand. "Hasta la bye bye." he heard a girl whisper before implanting a syringe into his back holding something that seemed to prevent him from turning into the Hulk.
Next thing he knew his back was burning with pain and a wave of black washed over his vision. Bruce Banner was no more.
A couple minutes later Sunshine was returning The Winter Soldier to the scene she took him from. The Director jumped up with a rather girly screech before he realized who it was. "Ah...um, thank you for returning him agent..." "Actually I'm not an agent." Sunshine cut in with a smile. "I support the Avengers. So, down with Hydra." she skidoo'd while the looks of shock were frozen on their faces.
Once back in her room she collapsed on the bed giggling. She had fulfilled her missions. Until she heard a song playing from the living room. Her baby brother was watching that cursed movie again...if he watched it back to back she would have to take some drastic measures.
